gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
“voting for ukip is a protest vote!”
that’s nice
what happens when they get into power
is everybody going to sit in awkward silence in their living rooms, clutching the daily mail in one hand and a rich tea biscuit in the other as they silently mouth "i didn’t mean it”
it’s too late
sirens sound
nigel farage kicks your door down
he pins you to the chair
“i heard your great-grandmother was polish” he snarls
in the distance, a dog howls
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
#a kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the queen
HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.
“found the feminist lol” yeah im not hiding
“Fox Force Five.” Fox, as in we’re a bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in we’re a force to be reckoned with. Five, as in there’s one..two …three..four..five of us.
Pulp Fiction (1994) vs. Kill Bill vol. 1 (2003)